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The bigger the better. (Lips)

Seeing  beauties such as Megan fox with thick seductive lips has always made me envious! I have extremely thin lips for my liking and have always envied those with fuller lips. So instead of getting mad I got even. There are procedures that I have considered such as fillers but after seeing the results of the masses I have decided to stear clear and look for other solutions. I am a massive fan of natural beauty and working with the features that you own. I have decided to show you lovely people how I try to conquer my non existent lips.

(Hate her and her perfect lips)

Option number one.

The most painless way is the deadly weapon of choice makeup. Basic rules of makeup light colours will exaggerate and highlight (the bigger the better) Dark colours will pull your features in! Like clothing black gives a slimmer figure illusion! 

My advice to you is to stick to nudes&peaches. Make your lips multidimensional by using different shades and textures this will make your lips look immunese. Mahoosive tip use a darker shade on the outside and a lighter one where your cross bow lies and in the center on the bottom of your lip. Finish off with a dab if gloss clear or nude.

Option number two.

Now stating the obvious that for me personally cause nothing but numb lips and badly pronounced speech. It is of course the infamous lip plumpers! Yes your smackers get their five minutes of fame and then they begin to deflate in some speed leaving us flat lipped girls with nothing but our dignity. 

If I use a lip pumper I always apply three coats of Sally Hansens lip inflatation extreme. This usually does the trick for 15 minutes it smells of cinnamon, major pros if you like cinnamon and like the feeling of pins and needles in your lips! 

What it does to my lips (for 15 minutes).

Option number three.

Behold the new love of my life, the fruit of my loom. My lip pumper yes the same concept as a penis enlarger! I can create my khloe kardashian inspired lips in minutes. I may warn you at first this does look more Pete burns than Angelina Jolie. But give it a chance I promise they'll puncture but within good time my darlings. You place your flat ass lips in the pump work that pout pull the pump out wards until you feel the suck! when it hurts a bit it's a that's the spot don't stop moment! Hold for all of two minutes and volia. Must admit took at least five times to learn how to speak without sounding toothless!

What the life saver looks like inside and out! Cheeky viewing below:

This pump lasts for at least two hours. I highly reccomend it before getting lip fillers. 

Excuse the makeup less picture. Yes my bottom lip looks a little jay-z, but my top lip no longer gets lost when smiling with my teeth, thank you inventor of the lip pumper!